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things I’ve said that my students have found funny:
- You’re not allowed to die in this classroom
- If you yeet any of the lab equipment across the room, you will be yeeted to the principal’s office
- [on how old I am]: I lost count after a few thousand years
- whenever they do an online lab: this is better than fortnite isn’t it
- [to a student, upon realizing they completed their practice problems all wrong]: that’s a rip in the chat
- If it wasn’t for strong force holding your atoms together your matter would disintegrate away like when Thanos snapped his fingers
- In the event that the sun does blow up, the good thing is light takes seven minutes to travel from the sun so you wouldn’t see the explosion coming to incinerate you
- [to two students who love to get under each other’s skin]: this is your lane (I traced a circle around their desk) and that is yours (as I traced a circle around their desk) stay in them
- You’d probably turn into spaghetti if you went into a black hole but it wouldn’t the edible kind
- [when checking in on groups] is everything gucci
- [a student asks me if I could look something up on my computer when I’m taking attendance]: I don’t know what the internet is
You are a good teacher, op, I can tell. You make things relatable and have fun with your materials, and that’s SOOOO important when trying to capture their attention and actually teach them something.
this is the nicest reply I’ve gotten on this post omg thank you so much and yeah that’s exactly what I try to do!!!!
So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.
